Every year women spend billions of dollars on cosmetics and surgeries to improve their looks in an effort to appear younger and more attractive. We spend countless hours scrubbing our skin raw with sea-salts and suffering through barbaric sessions of hot-waxed hair removal (roots and all) to try to entice men with our smooth, velvety-soft skin. We perm, color, mousse, gel, blow dry, straighten, curl, spray and style our hair within an inch of its life, all for the sake of getting men to notice us. We go under the knife, putting our lives in jeopardy, to augment breasts and behinds, or to excise unwanted fat from our bodies, and for what?—to attract or appeal to that ever-elusive, unavailable, shallow and non-committing male animal? Ladies, we have to remember that men are simple creatures who don’t concern themselves with too many things not having to do with sex.